Clay Aiken : He (???) Feels Pretty!

(Let's all sing along with Clay!)

Clay feels pretty
Yet looks shitty
Like a sex change that somehow went bad.
It's a pity
That Parker now has two moms and no dad.

He's wearing lipstick
And if you think that's sick?
There's a d*** in that girl's underwear!
Does he use it or pretend that it just isn't there?

When the mats views these pictures here,
What do those dumb women see?
They see a pretty face
They see pretty eyes
They see a pretty smile
(Clearly those old bats can't see!)

Now that Clay's a tranny
Reed feels he's having sex with his granny
And you know that that cannot feel right.
So he'll dump him since only mats
Could love a claymaphrodite.

Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy"






Thanks again to Calliyuck for the outstanding contribution! You ROCK, Calli!!