Saturday, October 5, 2013
Faiken has included a Hot Air (how appropo since he's so full of it) balloon ride to the many other auction items for the gala. Unfortunately, he's gotten himself in a pickle because he feels so indebted to his Claymats that he wants to sort of honor them by making this great adventure about them. The best way, he thought, is to find that special balloon that would best represent his fans. He has created a committee to decide between the two hot air balloons shown above.
This is the sweetest thing he can do for them. I understand why this is such a hard decision because frankly, I can't even decide myself. THEY ARE his cash cows and CERTAINLY HAVE fat asses, so oh my! I would hate having to decide on that one. Congrats to all the bidding mats. He surely shows how much he cares. AWWW. Which one would you choose?
Monday, September 16, 2013
Faiken ALWAYS follows a pattern when it comes to sucking them into thinking he cares about them. He lays it on then really THICK with praise and adulations and then WHAMMO! He begins his latest blog with the expected and required "you are the best fans, you are awesome, you this, you that, did I say you are AWESOME?? Not only you support me, but the people I work with, YOU ARE AWESOME! OH! BTW, I got a bunch of shit I need to get rid of (most of it, shit you gave me), but that no one will want to be suckered into buying except for you! So here I go with my list of crap I KNOW you will pay whatever I ask for it because you love me and will do it for me". DUH! it doesn't get any more obvious, JEEEEZ!
He spent the most part of the blog talking about selling the crap and as an incentive he throws the "I will sing for you bone". He then even tells them they can sell tickets if they want to. Am I the only person to see the forest??? I bet you some crazy ass old lady will fall for it and then he won't be able to make it to the "private concert".
I can't believe these pathetic women are still not seeing that all they have always represented to him was the cash cows that they are (or used to be). I gotta give him props for being the longest fancon artist there ever was. They deserve him as much as he deserves them. He sure knows how to
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Alleged Stalker Arrested After Scary Home EncounterFrightening moment for Clay Aiken ... when an obsessed fan broke on to his property and made it all the way to his front door ... this according to police docs obtained by TMZ.
According to the docs, it all went down on April 3 ... when the fan -- 57-year-old Barbara Saylor -- snuck into Clay's gated community in North Carolina and hopped a fence surrounding the singer's home. Sources connected to the incident tell us the woman was seen trying to peer into a window at the front of the house.
The scary part -- Clay was home at the time.
Someone called 911 -- and cops responded to the scene. Barbara was eventually arrested for misdemeanor stalking and misdemeanor first degree trespassing.
According to the docs, Clay told police it's not the first time the woman -- who lives in the Seattle area -- crashed Clay's N.C. pad. Aiken told cops Barbara had previously "thrown her phone over the fence and reported she had been invited by the victim when actually she had not been."
Sources close to Clay tell TMZ ... the singer was shaken up by the incident ... but he's grateful to local law enforcement for responding so quickly.
The woman is due in court on April 24.
Gimme' a friggin' break! frightening moment? R.E.A.L.L.Y?? I mean REALLY? C'mon now Faiken, who called TMZ? How did they know? I think you were THRILLED that this happen. It's the most exciting thing that's happened to you since you lost The Apprentice! Actually the ONLY exciting thing that 's happen to you in a loooooong, looooong time. Sure honey, I don't blame you for trying to get all the mileage you need out of it. PUUULLEAAZZEE, Honey Boo Boo Chiiiiiild!!!!